Famous Quotes

“The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”
Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television Actor and Comedian, b.1954)


“If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.”
dmg Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)


“If the Mafia exists in Montreal, it's probably like the Knights of Columbus.”
Armand Courville quotes

“A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.”
Russell Baker quotes (American Journalist and Columnist, b.1925)

“Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.”
Steve Allen quotes (American Comic, Actor, Composer and Writer, 1921-2000)



“It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)


“One usually dies because one is alone, or because one has got into something over one's head. One often dies because one does not have the right alliances, because one is not given support. In Sicily the Mafia kills the servants of the State that the State has not been able to protect.”
Giovanni Falcone quotes


“The myths die hard, especially within the Mafia.”
Robert D. McFadden quotes



“They were becoming like a little Mafia. If one committed a mischief, the others would not tell.”
Franco Diligenti quotes


“Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.”
Doug Horton quotes